From: Chris Koeritz Date: Wed, 2 Sep 2020 20:07:56 +0000 (-0400) Subject: new fortune X-Git-Tag: 2.140.128~1^2~45 X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=22630871a24bcc27c1a390c4afc4ffd3777e4459;p=feisty_meow.git new fortune --- diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 1c983a92..504442f0 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -43914,3 +43914,12 @@ Naval Lint! Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have your teams boat bright as a button! Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores. -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint +~ +(a missing phone haiku) + +tech disconnection +no friends, no spam, brain at peace +must log back in now! + + -- fred t. hamster +