3 # a frivolous but useful script that shows information about the local
4 # computer in terms of an adventure game inventory listing.
6 source "$FEISTY_MEOW_SCRIPTS/core/functions.sh"
9 echo '++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'
12 if [ $OPERATING_SYSTEM == "UNIX" ]; then
13 which lsb_release &>/dev/null
15 codename="$(lsb_release -cs 2>/dev/null)"
18 if [ -z "$codename" ]; then
23 echo "it is $(date +"%A at %H%M hours on day%e of the %B moon in the gregorian year %Y" | tr A-Z a-z) and our intrepid adventurer $USER is exploring a computer named $(hostname) (code-name $codename) and has found that the machine's OS platform is $(uname -m) and its current incarnation has been $(uptime -p)." | splitter
24 #hmmm: splitter not accepting these args properly right now:
25 #--mincol 2 --maxcol 40
27 echo '++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'
29 echo "the following things appear to be lying around here..."
33 echo '++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'
35 echo "there appear to be these entities on this host..."
39 echo '++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'