3 # a frivolous but useful script that shows information about the local
4 # computer in terms of an adventure game inventory listing.
6 source "$FEISTY_MEOW_SCRIPTS/core/functions.sh"
8 unset -v codename osname osver
9 if [ $OPERATING_SYSTEM == "UNIX" ]; then
10 which lsb_release &>/dev/null
12 codename="$(lsb_release -cs 2>/dev/null)"
13 osname="$(lsb_release -is 2>/dev/null)"
14 osver="$(lsb_release -rs 2>/dev/null)"
17 if [ -z "$codename" ]; then
23 # test if this uptime knows the -p flag.
28 up="$(uptime | awk '{print $2 " " $3 " " $4 " plus " $1 " hours" }')"
32 echo "it is $(date +"%A at %H:%M hours on day %e of the %B moon in the gregorian year %Y" | tr A-Z a-z) and our intrepid adventurer $USER is exploring a computer running $osname $osver named $(hostname) (code-name $codename) and has found that the machine's OS platform is $(uname -m) and its current incarnation has been ${up}." | splitter
33 #hmmm: splitter not accepting these args properly right now:
34 #--mincol 2 --maxcol 40
36 #echo '++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'
38 echo "the following things appear to be lying around here..."
42 #echo '++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'
44 echo "there appear to be these entities on this host..."