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@@ -42986,4 +42986,18 @@ happiness.
      Tsong kha pa’s Lam rim chen mo", by Guy Newland from Changing Minds:
      Contributions to the Study of Buddhism and Tibet in Honor of Jeffrey
      Hopkins, edited by Guy Newland, published by Shambhala Publications
+~
+inexplicably ted was awoken,
+incredibly loud noise of the broken,
+his cat invaded the stash,
+seeking out some tasty hash,
+sis boom *bong* goes crash--ted won't be tokin'.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+shania the stony gal really dug her twerkin',
+slingin' her booty all around was really workin',
+but the other dancers looked askance,
+and asked "can this chick actually dance?",
+shania wasn't so much dancin' as berzerkin'!
+  -- fred t. hamster