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[feisty_meow.git] / infobase / fortunes.dat

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index 7d7965ef5e6a699899e3b0fa18b71f7d2f1371d6..8b9b5c95d5281fcbdd93dc2bdf7784c3715a0feb 100644 (file)
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -193,8 +193,8 @@ a byte too trite.
 ~
 sasquatch in my breakfast cereal.  -- fred t. hamster
 ~
-"what i say is unimportant."  -- david w andrews
-"i'll keep that in mind."     -- chris koeritz
+"what i say is unimportant."  -- JDB
+"i'll keep that in mind."     -- fred
 ~
 "are Israelis Catholic?"  -- christine kelly
 ~
@@ -32760,7 +32760,7 @@ against each other.
 Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites.
   -- William Ruckelshaus
 ~
-Those who get too big for their briches will be exposed in the end.  -- Anon.
+Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.  -- Anon.
 ~
 "We're not talking about the same thing," he said.  "For you the world is weird
 because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it.  For me the world
@@ -44113,5 +44113,11 @@ Loving-kindness is the very foundation of a civilized world.
   -- Chokyi Nyima Rinpoche, from "Sadness, Love, Openness: The Buddhist Path
      of Joy", published by Shambhala Publications
 ~
+may lies taste like the spawn of ash in my mouth,
+may untruths burn themselves away in the mist,
+all fabrications will shatter and ooze away,
+that the manifest truths may shine free.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~