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@@ -42668,3 +42668,68 @@ us--we are actually inviting the bullets.
 ~
 I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
   -- Wayne Gretzky
+~
+Aren't surveys inherently biased, because they only include people who are
+willing to be surveyed? What about people who value their time?
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+if throwing your dirty clothes at the hamper causes an avalanche,
+then it's time to do the laundry.  #NoteToSelf
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+stoner marxism:
+"from each according to his stash, to each according to his jones."
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+i learned everything i needed to know about the 2016 election cycle by
+listening to devo in the 70s. "We're pinheads now. We are not whole."
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+"i made a sample with my organ!"
+"that's disgusting!"
+"an electronic organ, dork."
+"oh, i get it."
+"i sampled the sound of orgasm."
+"gahh!"
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+"the universe is flat in all directions" is what an infinitely dimensional
+person might say as she perceives all realities simultaneously.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+Out of ten soldiers who are perfect in drill and the manual of arms, only one
+knows the purpose of the sights on his gun or can hit the broad side of a barn.
+  -- General Burnside, of his civil war recruits
+~
+music is the balm that soothes.
+anger is the bomb that kills.
+so don't listen to your anger if you want to feel right about life.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+don't torture yourself with overblown expectations of how much you can
+accomplish.  stretch goals are fine, "burst" goals are not.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+In the gap between two thoughts,
+Thought-free wakefulness manifests unceasingly.
+  -- Milarepa
+~
+After Yeshe Tsogyal had helped countless beings in Tibet with her body,
+speech, and mind, the naga Nanda made offerings and with tears in his eyes he
+sang to her:
+
+    Kyema!
+    Guru, mother, Yeshe Tsogyal,
+    Key to the mysteries of Padmasambhava,
+    With mercy taking up the pains of others.
+
+    Free from concepts,
+    “Clean” and “unclean” have no hold on you.
+    Eager for the benefit of others,
+    You bury underground all love of self,
+    Mistress holder of the Teachings,
+    Mother of Victorious Ones, I bow to you.
+
+  -- Excerpted from: "Lady of the Lotus-Born: The Life and Enlightenment of
+     Yeshe Tsogyal" (translated by the Padmakara Translation Group), published
+     by Shambhala Publications