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Avoid senseless contradictions with others.
-- Fortune Cookie
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+How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
+ -- Fortune Cookie
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+All backup solutions suck in their own way.
+ -- Bill Gunter
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+I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
+I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't
+arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
+ -- Groucho Marx