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[feisty_meow.git] / infobase / fortunes.dat

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
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@@ -45959,3 +45959,11 @@ Avoid senseless contradictions with others.
 ~
 How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?  Raise my hand.
   -- Fortune Cookie
+~
+All backup solutions suck in their own way.
+  -- Bill Gunter
+~
+I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
+I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't
+arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
+  -- Groucho Marx