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-right-wing xenophobes...
+right-wing xenophobes,
 zombies obedient to
 grinchy ginger dunce
-
+~
+good documentation is a gift to both oneself and others.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+Avoid senseless contradictions with others.
+  -- Fortune Cookie
+~
+How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?  Raise my hand.
+  -- Fortune Cookie
+~
+All backup solutions suck in their own way.
+  -- Bill Gunter
+~
+I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
+I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't
+arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
+  -- Groucho Marx