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diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index 15e635f3..1c983a92 100644
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -2695,14 +2695,6 @@ it's a depression when you lose yours.
 Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
   -- Harry S. Truman, 1959
 ~
-A little more moderation would be good.  Of course,
-my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
-  -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989
-~
-I like thinking big.  If you're going to be thinking
-anything, you might as well think big.
-  -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989
-~
 The more laws and order are made prominent,
 the more thieves and robbers there will be.
   -- Lao Tsu
@@ -22719,7 +22711,7 @@ powerlessness make you pure?
 ~
 Parents were invented to make children happy
 by giving them something to ignore.
-  -- Ofden Nash
+  -- Ogden Nash
 ~
 Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
   -- Jules de Gaultier
@@ -43899,4 +43891,26 @@ reinforces our old habits, which solidifies our karmic tendencies even
 further.
   -- Traleg Kyabgon, from "Mind at Ease: Self-Liberation through Mahamudra
       Meditation", published by Shambhala Publications
-
+~
+ACHTUNG!
+ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
+DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN!
+ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN
+MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
+IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN.  DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN
+DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
+ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
+~
+ATTENTION
+This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment.
+Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for
+die experts only!
+So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von
+here working intelligencies.
+Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
+Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
+~
+Naval Lint!  Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have
+your teams boat bright as a button!
+Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores.
+  -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint