X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=infobase%2Ffortunes.dat;h=1f462d80b874fe56a077245b02073bdd8f2508a6;hb=a6c7fa63254c73d11c42f13a05e5bf7fbc0025df;hp=f9686326182668a750966ff9c7e9d1f1ac33ca41;hpb=b245019b8ea53c93c2aeab9c5226702d597f61ac;p=feisty_meow.git diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index f9686326..1f462d80 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -7449,7 +7449,7 @@ A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. "Sir, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee." -- Lady Nancy Astor speaking to Winston Churchill "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it." - -- Churchill's reply + -- Winston Churchill's reply ~ If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. -- David Daye @@ -20463,10 +20463,10 @@ exist? Yes, provided it is never known. Known, it will only disappoint us. -- Umberto Eco ~ The subjects that were dearest to the examiners were almost invariably those I -fancied least... I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They +fancied least. ... I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They always tried to ask what I did not know. When I would have willingly displayed my knowledge, they sought to expose my ignorance. This sort of treatment had -only one result: I did not too well in examinations. +only one result: I did not do well at examinations... -- Winston Churchill ~ One of the great movements in my lifetime among educated people is the need to @@ -42923,4 +42923,106 @@ continuum of innermost awareness. It is even said to be “naturally arisen,” since it has always been and always will be. -- H.H. the Dalai Lama, from "The Heart of Meditation", translated and edited by Jeffrey Hopkins, published by Shambhala Publications +~ +When phenomena are indeed seen to be devoid of true existence, great +compassion will well up effortlessly, a compassion that will never abandon +living beings who circle in samsara through their clinging to true existence. +For as it has been taught, it is in the nature of things that such an attitude +is born. + -- from "The Wisdom Chapter: Jamgön Mipham’s Commentary on the Ninth + Chapter of The Way of the Bodhisattva", published by Shambhala + Publications +~ +When resting evenly in meditation with the points of body, +If appearances cease and you are without thoughts, +These are the doings of a lethargic shamatha. +But when you rouse yourself with mindfulness, +It’s like a candle, self-luminous and shining bright, +Or like a flower that’s naturally vivid and clear. +Like looking with your eyes at the glow of the sky, +Awareness-emptiness is naked, open, and clear. + +That nonconceptuality that’s luminous and clear +Is the arising of the shamatha experience. +On the basis of that meditative experience, +While supplicating the precious jewels, +Gain certainty by studying and contemplating the dharma. +Take the vipashyana that brings the understanding of no self +And tie the sturdy rope of shamatha to that. +Then that strong noble being with love and compassion +Through the mighty strength of rousing bodhichitta to benefit others, +Having been lifted up with a pure aspiration +To the completely pure path of seeing, +There, vipashyana directly realizes the purity that cannot be seen +And then the faults of mind’s hopes and fears will be known. +Without going anywhere, you’ll arrive at the Buddha’s ground. +Without looking at anything, you’ll see dharmakaya. +Without achieving anything, your aim will be spontaneously accomplished. + -- from "The Hundred Thousand Songs of Milarepa", By Tsangnyon Heruka, + Translated by Christopher Stagg, published by Shambhala Publications +~ +Trying to find the pain in life is the renunciation of hinayana. Trying to +find the ambition in life, trying to reach higher goals, is the +bodhisattva’s ambition in the mahayana. Trying to find the subtleties of +life is the tantric discovery of mystical experience in the vajrayana.   + -- Milarepa, from "Milarepa: Lessons from the Life and Songs of Tibet’s + Great Yogi", by Chögyam Trungpa, published by Shambhala Publications +~ +The root of our current unsatisfactory condition in a cycle of death and +rebirth is our innate tendency to view the personal self in a reified manner +(LRCM: 574). We also have innate tendencies to view all other phenomena in a +reified manner. To achieve wisdom, or to know emptiness, means to overcome +this reifying view, to realize that the self or essential being as thus +conceived does not exist at all. In order reach this realization, according +to Tsong kha pa, one must use reason to refute the existence, and to prove the +nonexistence, of this reified self or essence. Having intellectually arrived +at the correct philosophical view—that the self lacks a shred of intrinsic +nature—one proceeds along the path to spiritual liberation through intense, +deep, and extensive meditative familiarization with this view. At the same +time, however, the practitioner also cultivates compassionate engagement with +other living beings, making a commitment to help all of them reach perfect +happiness. + -- from "Ask a Farmer: Ultimate Analysis and Conventional Existence in + Tsong kha pa’s Lam rim chen mo", by Guy Newland from Changing Minds: + Contributions to the Study of Buddhism and Tibet in Honor of Jeffrey + Hopkins, edited by Guy Newland, published by Shambhala Publications +~ +inexplicably ted was awoken, +incredibly loud noise of the broken, +his cat invaded the stash, +seeking out some tasty hash, +sis boom *bong* goes crash--ted won't be tokin'. + -- fred t. hamster +~ +shania the stony gal really dug her twerkin', +slingin' her booty all around was really workin', +but the other dancers looked askance, +and asked "can this chick actually dance?", +shania wasn't so much dancin' as berzerkin'! + -- fred t. hamster +~ + All art is composed of subtle and gross elements. There is no way for +artists to express without elements. When people use expressions such as hot- +headed, cold-hearted, dry-humored, or all wet, it shows that they naturally +connect subtle element temperaments with gross element expressions. But +artists must go beyond outwardly expressing the elements in an obvious way in +order to gain experience with the inner subtle elements, which are the source +of the outer gross elements. Then they can make art which reflects what +people need. + According to the Buddhist point of view, an artist’s intention is +compassion. Buddhist artists create in order to make a link with other beings +through their inner pure elements, and to transform their outer ordinary gross +elements into enlightenment by means of that connection.   + -- Thinley Norbu, from "Magic Dance: The Display of the Self-Nature of the + Five Wisdom Dakinis", published by Shambhala Publications +~ +Never admit defeat. Just move the front. + -- fred t. hamster +~ +down came eddy from his heady, +where he dwells often unsteady, +you see he gets so high, +mind expanded to sky; +real world grokking just not ready. + -- fred t. hamster