X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=infobase%2Ffortunes.dat;h=3bce328c517d4a0699da8d0690d5579a66f7529b;hb=9a05fd81ce1b19b89d221c4fb04cf6b3010a7f8e;hp=1c983a9237f7c192501bf3f51618cc7dc3a4a188;hpb=b23f403bd863bbc010fab2890a705b56a04850dc;p=feisty_meow.git diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 1c983a92..3bce328c 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -43914,3 +43914,72 @@ Naval Lint! Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have your teams boat bright as a button! Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores. -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint +~ +(a missing phone haiku) + +tech disconnection +no friends, no spam, brain at peace +must log back in now! + + -- fred t. hamster +~ +Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the +truth, for being correct, for being you. Never apologize for being correct, +or for being years ahead of your time. If you're right and you know it, +speak your mind. Speak your mind. Even if you are a minority of one, the +truth is still the truth. + -- Mahatma Gandhi +~ + The sky is pure, open space, free from all obstructions. The nature of +our mind is similar: the afflictions, self-centered attitude, and other +obscurations are not in its essential nature. Just as clouds may temporarily +obscure the open sky, anger, attachment, and confusion can temporarily obscure +our mind. When they do, the pure, open nature of the mind still remains; we +just can't see it at the time. + By generating the wisdom realizing the emptiness of inherent existence, we +will be able to eradicate obscurations from our mind forever and enjoy the +sky-like spaciousness of a purified mind. + -- Thubten Chodron, from "Awaken Every Day: 365 Buddhist Reflections to + Invite Mindfulness and Joy", Shambhala Publications +~ +i buy all my hats +at interdimensional +pancake restaurant + -- fred t. hamster +~ +Love is about finding something pleasant in everyone. It can't be external +appearance, or what the person is engaged in at the moment; it has to be just +the fact that this is a sentient being who wants happiness and does not want +suffering and who has been the best of friends at some time in the limitless +past. A Tibetan definition of love is that the person pleasantly comes to +mind (yid du 'ong ba). Rather than pushing people away, you experience a core +similarity and closeness in them that makes you receptive to their basic +being, regardless of the problem--regardless of how distorted their current +attitudes and behavior are. That's how strong spiritual love is. + -- Jeffrey Hopkins, from "A Truthful Heart: Buddhist Practices for + Connecting with Others", Shambhala Publications +~ +this is not confirmed yet, but UVa is changing the name of its funding tokens. +UVa is moving away from the PTAO payment codes (Project, Task, Award, and +Organization) to a new acronym using "Cost center, Activity, Program, Spend +category" or... CAPS!!! +finally all my hard work in fallout new vegas will be paying off. +~ +Rob's Meeting Mantra: + +Is what I am thinking necessary to say? +Is it necessary for this to be said by ME? +Is it necessary for me to say this RIGHT NOW? + + -- Rob Diethorn +~ +fred's chow mantra: + just eat when you're hungry, + and be sure you're hungry and not just sating an appetite, + because scheduled food times are irrelevant to your body, + and can lead to overfeeding unless you're malnourished; + so let the body decide when to eat, + and use your brain to decide what you feed it. + -- fred t. hamster +~ +