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diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
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@@ -7449,7 +7449,7 @@ A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
 "Sir, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee."
   -- Lady Nancy Astor speaking to Winston Churchill
 "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it."
-  -- Churchill's reply
+  -- Winston Churchill's reply
 ~
 If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
   -- David Daye
@@ -20463,10 +20463,10 @@ exist?  Yes, provided it is never known.  Known, it will only disappoint us.
   -- Umberto Eco
 ~
 The subjects that were dearest to the examiners were almost invariably those I
-fancied least...  I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew.  They
+fancied least. ...  I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew.  They
 always tried to ask what I did not know.  When I would have willingly displayed
 my knowledge, they sought to expose my ignorance.  This sort of treatment had
-only one result: I did not too well in examinations.
+only one result: I did not do well at examinations...
   -- Winston Churchill
 ~
 One of the great movements in my lifetime among educated people is the need to
@@ -42986,4 +42986,35 @@ happiness.
      Tsong kha pa’s Lam rim chen mo", by Guy Newland from Changing Minds:
      Contributions to the Study of Buddhism and Tibet in Honor of Jeffrey
      Hopkins, edited by Guy Newland, published by Shambhala Publications
-
+~
+inexplicably ted was awoken,
+incredibly loud noise of the broken,
+his cat invaded the stash,
+seeking out some tasty hash,
+sis boom *bong* goes crash--ted won't be tokin'.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+shania the stony gal really dug her twerkin',
+slingin' her booty all around was really workin',
+but the other dancers looked askance,
+and asked "can this chick actually dance?",
+shania wasn't so much dancin' as berzerkin'!
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+    All art is composed of subtle and gross elements.  There is no way for
+artists to express without elements.  When people use expressions such as hot-
+headed, cold-hearted, dry-humored, or all wet, it shows that they naturally
+connect subtle element temperaments with gross element expressions.  But
+artists must go beyond outwardly expressing the elements in an obvious way in
+order to gain experience with the inner subtle elements, which are the source
+of the outer gross elements.  Then they can make art which reflects what
+people need.
+    According to the Buddhist point of view, an artist’s intention is
+compassion.  Buddhist artists create in order to make a link with other beings
+through their inner pure elements, and to transform their outer ordinary gross
+elements into enlightenment by means of that connection.   
+  --  Thinley Norbu, from "Magic Dance: The Display of the Self-Nature of the
+      Five Wisdom Dakinis", published by Shambhala Publications
+~
+Never admit defeat.  Just move the front.
+  -- fred t. hamster