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@@ -2695,14 +2695,6 @@ it's a depression when you lose yours.
 Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
   -- Harry S. Truman, 1959
 ~
-A little more moderation would be good.  Of course,
-my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
-  -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989
-~
-I like thinking big.  If you're going to be thinking
-anything, you might as well think big.
-  -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989
-~
 The more laws and order are made prominent,
 the more thieves and robbers there will be.
   -- Lao Tsu
@@ -17813,7 +17805,7 @@ for while we exist death is not present,
 and when death is present we no longer exist.
   -- Epicurus
 ~
-Singing and danching are the voice of dharma.  -- Hakuin
+Singing and dancing are the voice of dharma.  -- Hakuin
 ~
 All great truths begin as blasphemies.  -- George Bernard Shaw
 ~
@@ -22719,7 +22711,7 @@ powerlessness make you pure?
 ~
 Parents were invented to make children happy
 by giving them something to ignore.
-  -- Ofden Nash
+  -- Ogden Nash
 ~
 Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
   -- Jules de Gaultier
@@ -43854,4 +43846,80 @@ This is what yogis must recognize.  
   -- Longchenpa, from "Finding Rest in the Nature of the Mind: The Trilogy
      of Rest, Volume 1", translated by Padmakara Translation Group, published
      by Shambhala Publications
+~
+The purpose of a knife is much like the purpose of the brain, and that is to
+stop being used.  Just as the brain should do some computation and then desist
+from functioning for a while to rest and relax, so too should one stop using a
+knife as soon as the purpose for which the knife was picked up is achieved.
+If it seems like it's fun to play with a knife or if one feels that the knife
+is an extension of one's penis, then that is not a very good reason to pick up
+a knife; one should probably put the knife right back down in those degenerate
+(in the mathematical sense) cases.  #WhatILearnedFromTheBoyScouts
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+Full of trust you left home,
+and soon learned to walk the Path--
+making yourself a friend to everyone
+and making everyone a friend.
+
+When the whole world is your friend,
+fear will find no place to call home.
+
+And when you make the mind your friend,
+you'll know what trust 
+really means.
+
+Listen.
+
+I have followed this Path of friendship to its end.
+And I can say with absolute certainty--
+it will lead you home.
+
+  -- from "The First Free Women: Poems of the Early Buddhist Nuns",
+     by Matty Weingast
+~
+If we are honest with ourselves, we know from our own experience that the more
+we try to find solutions to our problems through thinking about them, the more
+we start going around in circles, sometimes interminably.  Buddhism counsels
+us to resist being abused by our conflicting emotions and to let go of
+excessive thinking.  Emotions can be expressed in an unhealthy, self-
+destructive manner or in a healthy and constructive fashion.  Similarly, we
+can think in a self-destructive, confused way, which reinforces our negative
+habits, or we can think in a constructive way.  Buddhism emphasizes that
+overindulgence in conflicting emotions and distorted forms of thinking only
+reinforces our old habits, which solidifies our karmic tendencies even
+further.
+  -- Traleg Kyabgon, from "Mind at Ease: Self-Liberation through Mahamudra
+      Meditation", published by Shambhala Publications
+~
+ACHTUNG!
+ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
+DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN!
+ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN
+MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
+IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN.  DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN
+DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
+ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
+~
+ATTENTION
+This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment.
+Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for
+die experts only!
+So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von
+here working intelligencies.
+Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
+Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
+~
+Naval Lint!  Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have
+your teams boat bright as a button!
+Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores.
+  -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint
+~
+(a missing phone haiku)
+
+tech disconnection
+no friends, no spam, brain at peace
+must log back in now!
+
+  -- fred t. hamster