X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=infobase%2Ffortunes.dat;h=504442f0eab3f8be00b62667ae0695d295a26d63;hb=22630871a24bcc27c1a390c4afc4ffd3777e4459;hp=ab0d4fd87c932b90cc7640980a7d2acb759bf5ae;hpb=2a9a70baeca7e954a659c67b634464b428510ae1;p=feisty_meow.git diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index ab0d4fd8..504442f0 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -2695,14 +2695,6 @@ it's a depression when you lose yours. Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman, 1959 ~ -A little more moderation would be good. Of course, -my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989 -~ -I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking -anything, you might as well think big. - -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989 -~ The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be. -- Lao Tsu @@ -22719,7 +22711,7 @@ powerlessness make you pure? ~ Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. - -- Ofden Nash + -- Ogden Nash ~ Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultier @@ -43885,3 +43877,49 @@ it will lead you home. -- from "The First Free Women: Poems of the Early Buddhist Nuns", by Matty Weingast +~ +If we are honest with ourselves, we know from our own experience that the more +we try to find solutions to our problems through thinking about them, the more +we start going around in circles, sometimes interminably. Buddhism counsels +us to resist being abused by our conflicting emotions and to let go of +excessive thinking. Emotions can be expressed in an unhealthy, self- +destructive manner or in a healthy and constructive fashion. Similarly, we +can think in a self-destructive, confused way, which reinforces our negative +habits, or we can think in a constructive way. Buddhism emphasizes that +overindulgence in conflicting emotions and distorted forms of thinking only +reinforces our old habits, which solidifies our karmic tendencies even +further. + -- Traleg Kyabgon, from "Mind at Ease: Self-Liberation through Mahamudra + Meditation", published by Shambhala Publications +~ +ACHTUNG! +ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! +DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! +ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN +MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. +IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN +DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. +ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN. +~ +ATTENTION +This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment. +Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for +die experts only! +So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von +here working intelligencies. +Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere! +Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights. +~ +Naval Lint! Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have +your teams boat bright as a button! +Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores. + -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint +~ +(a missing phone haiku) + +tech disconnection +no friends, no spam, brain at peace +must log back in now! + + -- fred t. hamster +