X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=infobase%2Ffortunes.dat;h=858509cfce0da70792ab100f9c15f098360a49f9;hb=1123e10a5c0d5edff45713c387e8c51ea2d255f5;hp=15e635f34b6b9165344f0f2b97e7ffddb6307673;hpb=d7f92a7606ab441de109583f42db134bf72a003d;p=feisty_meow.git diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 15e635f3..858509cf 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -2695,14 +2695,6 @@ it's a depression when you lose yours. Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman, 1959 ~ -A little more moderation would be good. Of course, -my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989 -~ -I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking -anything, you might as well think big. - -- Donald Trump, in "Time", 16 January 1989 -~ The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be. -- Lao Tsu @@ -22719,7 +22711,7 @@ powerlessness make you pure? ~ Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. - -- Ofden Nash + -- Ogden Nash ~ Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultier @@ -43899,4 +43891,42 @@ reinforces our old habits, which solidifies our karmic tendencies even further. -- Traleg Kyabgon, from "Mind at Ease: Self-Liberation through Mahamudra Meditation", published by Shambhala Publications +~ +ACHTUNG! +ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! +DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! +ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN +MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. +IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN +DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. +ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN. +~ +ATTENTION +This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment. +Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for +die experts only! +So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von +here working intelligencies. +Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere! +Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights. +~ +Naval Lint! Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have +your teams boat bright as a button! +Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores. + -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint +~ +(a missing phone haiku) + +tech disconnection +no friends, no spam, brain at peace +must log back in now! + + -- fred t. hamster +~ +Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the +truth, for being correct, for being you. Never apologize for being correct, +or for being years ahead of your time. If you're right and you know it, +speak your mind. Speak your mind. Even if you are a minority of one, the +truth is still the truth. + -- Mahatma Gandhi