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diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
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@@ -43909,4 +43909,24 @@ So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von
 here working intelligencies.
 Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
 Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
+~
+Naval Lint!  Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have
+your teams boat bright as a button!
+Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores.
+  -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint
+~
+(a missing phone haiku)
+
+tech disconnection
+no friends, no spam, brain at peace
+must log back in now!
+
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the
+truth, for being correct, for being you.  Never apologize for being correct,
+or for being years ahead of your time.  If you're right and you know it,
+speak your mind.  Speak your mind.  Even if you are a minority of one, the
+truth is still the truth.
+  -- Mahatma Gandhi