X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=infobase%2Ffortunes.dat;h=cbdd6df3217ac8fb357b074c2a3f261931df8562;hb=348809f0b3775c6ef7110f40119805134fd9d838;hp=738b124298e19b5336eb1261b2681166a25e37d8;hpb=d517d46aabcd7822f70791d7ece8dfec4bab101a;p=feisty_meow.git diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 738b1242..cbdd6df3 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -7449,7 +7449,7 @@ A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. "Sir, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee." -- Lady Nancy Astor speaking to Winston Churchill "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it." - -- Churchill's reply + -- Winston Churchill's reply ~ If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. -- David Daye @@ -20463,10 +20463,10 @@ exist? Yes, provided it is never known. Known, it will only disappoint us. -- Umberto Eco ~ The subjects that were dearest to the examiners were almost invariably those I -fancied least... I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They +fancied least. ... I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They always tried to ask what I did not know. When I would have willingly displayed my knowledge, they sought to expose my ignorance. This sort of treatment had -only one result: I did not too well in examinations. +only one result: I did not do well at examinations... -- Winston Churchill ~ One of the great movements in my lifetime among educated people is the need to