tiny bit of editing for crass and tired fortune.

diff --git a/database/fortunes.dat b/database/fortunes.dat
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--- a/database/fortunes.dat
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-~
-  Why E-Mail Is Like a Penis?
-   * In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
-     considered vital to the survival of the species.  Some people still
-     think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today
-     use it for fun most of the time.
-   * It has no conscience and no memory.  Left to its own devices, it will
-     just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
-   * It provides a way to interact with other people.  Some people take this
-     interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark.  Sometimes it's
-     hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too
-     late.
-   * If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread
-     viruses.
-   * It has no brain of its own.  Instead, it uses yours.  If you use it too
-     much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think
-     coherently.
-   * We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
-     and influence warrant.
-   * If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big
-     trouble.
-   * It has its own agenda.  Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it
-     will warp your behavior.  Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did
-     I do that?"
-   * Some folks have it, some don't.
-     Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.  They
-     think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.  They think it
-     gives them power.  They are wrong.
-     Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's
-     not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it.  Still, many
-     of those who don't have it would like to try it.
-   * Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.  Some people
-     would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
-  Thank you, please come again.
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