Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.
Fire at will, commander.
-- Emperor Sheev Palpatine (Darth Sidious), Star Wars Universe
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+~
+I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious,
+and the stupid. Each officer possesses at least two of these qualities.
+Those who are clever and industrious are fitted for the highest staff
+appointments. Use can be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who
+is clever and lazy however is for the very highest command; he has the
+temperament and nerves to deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and
+industrious is a menace and must be removed immediately!
+ -- General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord