new fortune

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index 94c208e2a0a0fa93be9d925fdbe6a9ed5aa67709..bacf338e89d507aba41c9c8b31aa49ef401b370a 100644 (file)
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -45967,3 +45967,8 @@ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
 I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't
 arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
   -- Groucho Marx
+~
+I heard they had a bad leak at Lake Anna nuclear plant.
+Now the lake only has nuclear fishin'.
+  -- fred t. hamster apologizes for this joke
+