From: Chris Koeritz <cak0l@virginia.edu>
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 2020 20:07:56 +0000 (-0400)
Subject: new fortune
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new fortune
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diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index 1c983a92..504442f0 100644
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -43914,3 +43914,12 @@ Naval Lint!  Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have
 your teams boat bright as a button!
 Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores.
   -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint
+~
+(a missing phone haiku)
+
+tech disconnection
+no friends, no spam, brain at peace
+must log back in now!
+
+  -- fred t. hamster
+