From: Chris Koeritz Date: Sun, 2 Apr 2017 21:25:23 +0000 (-0400) Subject: new fortune X-Git-Tag: 2.140.90~186 X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=669a4226cc7e7a99160afdd17cc9555d35d7b303;p=feisty_meow.git new fortune --- diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index e26792c4..33b11cf9 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -42760,4 +42760,8 @@ lamp. If you light one lamp and then keep lighting more lamps, the first lamp still has the flame. There are no distinctions. There is a continuum. -- Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse, from "The Guru Drinks Bourbon?", published by Shambhala Publications +~ +A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with +the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila. + -- Mitch Ratcliffe