From: Chris Koeritz Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2017 17:56:56 +0000 (-0400) Subject: new fortune X-Git-Tag: 2.140.90~99 X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=87b3436ceb85e42575b6f929783fd7cabd3375b4;p=feisty_meow.git new fortune --- diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index ee45d825..5cecb546 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -42993,4 +42993,11 @@ his cat invaded the stash, seeking out some tasty hash, sis boom *bong* goes crash--ted won't be tokin'. -- fred t. hamster +~ +shania the stony gal really dug her twerkin', +slingin' her booty all around was really workin', +but the other dancers looked askance, +and asked "can this chick actually dance?", +shania wasn't so much dancin' as berzerkin'! + -- fred t. hamster