From: Fred Hamster <fred@gruntose.com>
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2024 18:51:37 +0000 (-0500)
Subject: new fortune
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new fortune
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diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index 94c208e2..bacf338e 100644
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -45967,3 +45967,8 @@ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
 I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't
 arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
   -- Groucho Marx
+~
+I heard they had a bad leak at Lake Anna nuclear plant.
+Now the lake only has nuclear fishin'.
+  -- fred t. hamster apologizes for this joke
+