From: Chris Koeritz <fred@gruntose.com>
Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:13:52 +0000 (-0400)
Subject: new fortune.
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new fortune.
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diff --git a/database/fortunes.dat b/database/fortunes.dat
index b849d51e..4429341d 100644
--- a/database/fortunes.dat
+++ b/database/fortunes.dat
@@ -37845,3 +37845,14 @@ effortlessly in the natural mode (dharmakaya)."(p.90)
   -- "Being Right Here: A Dzogchen Treasure Text of Nuden Dorje entitled 'The
      Mirror of Clear Meaning' with commentary by James Low", published by Snow
      Lion Publications
+~
+groundhog daze:
+  this is an event that can be caused by strong intoxication of various sorts.
+the sufferer passes out while seated at a table, such that he or she then has
+their head thud down onto the table.  after a brief rest, the unlucky person
+wakes up again, and starts to rise off the table.  when the head rises to a
+certain point, where blood pressure starts to increase, the effect of the
+intoxication takes over again, and they pass out once more.  bam.  hence, the
+head repeatedly banging into the table: a groundhog daze.
+  i have seen this happen.  it's not fun to watch.  well, maybe a little.
+  --fred t. hamster