From: Chris Koeritz <cak0l@virginia.edu>
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2021 21:39:57 +0000 (-0400)
Subject: revised fortune
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revised fortune
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diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index ede82c26..dc6050c0 100644
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -2609,8 +2609,9 @@ And you may ask yourself  "Am I right?  Am I wrong?"
 And you may say to yourself  "MY GOD!  WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
   -- The Talking Heads
 ~
-The nice thing about standards is that there are
-so many of them to choose from.
+The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from;
+furthermore, if you do not like any of them,
+you can just wait for next year's model
   -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
 ~
 A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.