From 4449a2484843ec225efe2a7df40ffcd82a34c807 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Koeritz Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 10:32:28 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] tiny bit of editing for crass and tired fortune. --- database/fortunes.dat | 34 ---------------------------------- 1 file changed, 34 deletions(-) diff --git a/database/fortunes.dat b/database/fortunes.dat index aceb7d5d..8db68eac 100644 --- a/database/fortunes.dat +++ b/database/fortunes.dat @@ -6608,40 +6608,6 @@ JKH&HJKL|JKH&HJKL|JKH&HJKL|JKH&HJKL|JKH&HJKL|JKH&HJKL|JKH&HJKL|JKH&HJKL|JKH ;;;;;;;;;;,:,,,,,,:;iIIIIIIti+;;;+IWWWXWWWWWYIi+tIYtii+=;::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;,,:::,,,::::=itiiiIII+itIWWWMWWWWWXI+tiii+=;:::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;:,,:,,:;;;;;:IYIIItiIItMWWWWWWWWWXI;=;;:::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; -~ - Why E-Mail Is Like a Penis? - * In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information - considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still - think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today - use it for fun most of the time. - * It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will - just do the same damn dumb things it did before. - * It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this - interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's - hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too - late. - * If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread - viruses. - * It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too - much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think - coherently. - * We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size - and influence warrant. - * If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big - trouble. - * It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it - will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did - I do that?" - * Some folks have it, some don't. - Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They - think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it - gives them power. They are wrong. - Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's - not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many - of those who don't have it would like to try it. - * Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people - would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do. - Thank you, please come again. ~ _ _|_|_ -- 2.34.1