From 60f4f93edaa657a9b0c5bd44d70d7fa30ae899fd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Koeritz Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2017 09:02:00 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] new fortunes --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 4 ++++ 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 645da935..7b300e1a 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -42696,4 +42696,8 @@ listening to devo in the 70s. "We're pinheads now. We are not whole." "the universe is flat in all directions" is what an infinitely dimensional person might say as she perceives all realities simultaneously. -- fred t. hamster +~ +Out of ten soldiers who are perfect in drill and the manual of arms, only one +knows the purpose of the sights on his gun or can hit the broad side of a barn. + -- General Burnside, of his civil war recruits -- 2.34.1