From a763670c7cb4aef49e1c4c83b7c6ad8bcc3b6bf8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "Fred T. Hamster" Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2026 13:00:16 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] new fortune --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 10 +++++++++- 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index a85c7250..487c1895 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -46001,4 +46001,12 @@ A: Take out the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station. Fire at will, commander. -- Emperor Sheev Palpatine (Darth Sidious), Star Wars Universe - +~ +I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious, +and the stupid. Each officer possesses at least two of these qualities. +Those who are clever and industrious are fitted for the highest staff +appointments. Use can be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who +is clever and lazy however is for the very highest command; he has the +temperament and nerves to deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and +industrious is a menace and must be removed immediately! + -- General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord -- 2.34.1