From bbb9ee1d97d2402f15d6eb4eef0021686eccad6f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Koeritz Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2017 07:54:22 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] new fortunes --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 29 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 29 insertions(+) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 07f22fd2..645da935 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -42668,3 +42668,32 @@ us--we are actually inviting the bullets. ~ I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.   -- Wayne Gretzky +~ +Aren't surveys inherently biased, because they only include people who are +willing to be surveyed? What about people who value their time? + -- fred t. hamster +~ +if throwing your dirty clothes at the hamper causes an avalanche, +then it's time to do the laundry. #NoteToSelf + -- fred t. hamster +~ +stoner marxism: +"from each according to his stash, to each according to his jones." + -- fred t. hamster +~ +i learned everything i needed to know about the 2016 election cycle by +listening to devo in the 70s. "We're pinheads now. We are not whole." + -- fred t. hamster +~ +"i made a sample with my organ!" +"that's disgusting!" +"an electronic organ, dork." +"oh, i get it." +"i sampled the sound of orgasm." +"gahh!" + -- fred t. hamster +~ +"the universe is flat in all directions" is what an infinitely dimensional +person might say as she perceives all realities simultaneously. + -- fred t. hamster + -- 2.34.1