From d449ca8343b5a1828b591a9e64d69cecedb689d9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Fred Hamster Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2024 13:51:37 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] new fortune --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 94c208e2..bacf338e 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -45967,3 +45967,8 @@ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. -- Groucho Marx +~ +I heard they had a bad leak at Lake Anna nuclear plant. +Now the lake only has nuclear fishin'. + -- fred t. hamster apologizes for this joke + -- 2.34.1