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[feisty_meow.git] / infobase / fortunes.dat

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
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--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -2609,8 +2609,9 @@ And you may ask yourself  "Am I right?  Am I wrong?"
 And you may say to yourself  "MY GOD!  WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
   -- The Talking Heads
 ~
-The nice thing about standards is that there are
-so many of them to choose from.
+The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from;
+furthermore, if you do not like any of them,
+you can just wait for next year's model.
   -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
 ~
 A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
@@ -44011,4 +44012,23 @@ Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it.
   -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 ~
 What we think, we become. -- Shakyamuni Buddha
+~
+pseudo-code for our daily lives:
+
+repeat:
+    if (not one_thing) then { 
+        other_thing 
+    }
+:forever
+~
+U R brilliant,
+U need 2 keep working on that shine,
+U can't lord it over others,
+U R your own completeness as they are theirs.
+    -- fred t. hamster
+~
+and goddess said to me, she said like, "i am omni-sexual and pan-gender...
+bitches."  i apologize for her language, but that's what she said.
+    -- fred t. hamster
+~