new fortune

[feisty_meow.git] / infobase / fortunes.dat

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index 19252d88631d7ccb91f70d3d0cacf05fc4f96c19..504442f0eab3f8be00b62667ae0695d295a26d63 100644 (file)
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -43909,4 +43909,17 @@ So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von
 here working intelligencies.
 Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
 Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
+~
+Naval Lint!  Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have
+your teams boat bright as a button!
+Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores.
+  -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint
+~
+(a missing phone haiku)
+
+tech disconnection
+no friends, no spam, brain at peace
+must log back in now!
+
+  -- fred t. hamster