From: Chris Koeritz Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2020 18:49:06 +0000 (-0400) Subject: new fortune X-Git-Tag: 2.140.126^2~2 X-Git-Url: https://feistymeow.org/gitweb/?p=feisty_meow.git;a=commitdiff_plain;h=b23f403bd863bbc010fab2890a705b56a04850dc new fortune --- diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 19252d88..1c983a92 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -43909,4 +43909,8 @@ So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights. - +~ +Naval Lint! Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have +your teams boat bright as a button! +Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores. + -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint