From 22630871a24bcc27c1a390c4afc4ffd3777e4459 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Koeritz Date: Wed, 2 Sep 2020 16:07:56 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] new fortune --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 9 +++++++++ 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 1c983a92..504442f0 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -43914,3 +43914,12 @@ Naval Lint! Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have your teams boat bright as a button! Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores. -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint +~ +(a missing phone haiku) + +tech disconnection +no friends, no spam, brain at peace +must log back in now! + + -- fred t. hamster + -- 2.34.1