From 87b3436ceb85e42575b6f929783fd7cabd3375b4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Koeritz Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2017 13:56:56 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] new fortune --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 7 +++++++ 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index ee45d825..5cecb546 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -42993,4 +42993,11 @@ his cat invaded the stash, seeking out some tasty hash, sis boom *bong* goes crash--ted won't be tokin'. -- fred t. hamster +~ +shania the stony gal really dug her twerkin', +slingin' her booty all around was really workin', +but the other dancers looked askance, +and asked "can this chick actually dance?", +shania wasn't so much dancin' as berzerkin'! + -- fred t. hamster -- 2.34.1