From a858d75094817296fc159c035bb142f1acd26a39 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Koeritz Date: Wed, 14 Dec 2016 13:42:05 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] new fortune. --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 9 +++++++++ 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 08ad8bb9..40421bb6 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -42447,4 +42447,13 @@ five strengths are practiced: the strength of wisdom awareness. -- Gampopa, in "The Jewel Ornament of Liberation", published by Shambhala Publications +~ + Your eggnog to rum ratio should be 23% to 77%. I would then spice the +eggnog with nutmeg and use more than you're comfortable with because sailors +used to use it as [a] hallucinogen... + Also, enter on a reindeer. And if you enter on a reindeer, stay on the +reindeer. And if you can’t reach something because you’re too high up +sitting on the reindeer, just ask for help. That goes for life, too. Don’t +be afraid to ask for help and stay on that reindeer. + -- T.J. Miller’s recipe for the perfect holiday party -- 2.34.1