From c351f073c77bb88ee22a4c29ad54a5eaf513fcc5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "Fred T. Hamster" Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2024 15:23:43 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] new fortune --- infobase/fortunes.dat | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat index 2fbd9ee9..ccdea1e6 100644 --- a/infobase/fortunes.dat +++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat @@ -45962,3 +45962,8 @@ How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. ~ All backup solutions suck in their own way. -- Bill Gunter +~ +I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. +I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't +arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. + -- Groucho Marx -- 2.34.1