new fortune

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index 1c983a9237f7c192501bf3f51618cc7dc3a4a188..504442f0eab3f8be00b62667ae0695d295a26d63 100644 (file)
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -43914,3 +43914,12 @@ Naval Lint!  Belly up to the finest barnacle scrub on the market, and have
 your teams boat bright as a button!
 Only $9.99 a bottle, sold at all Ben Franklin Department Stores.
   -- fictional product developed due to misspelling of navel lint
+~
+(a missing phone haiku)
+
+tech disconnection
+no friends, no spam, brain at peace
+must log back in now!
+
+  -- fred t. hamster
+