new fortunes

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
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--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -42668,3 +42668,32 @@ us--we are actually inviting the bullets.
 ~
 I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
   -- Wayne Gretzky
+~
+Aren't surveys inherently biased, because they only include people who are
+willing to be surveyed? What about people who value their time?
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+if throwing your dirty clothes at the hamper causes an avalanche,
+then it's time to do the laundry.  #NoteToSelf
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+stoner marxism:
+"from each according to his stash, to each according to his jones."
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+i learned everything i needed to know about the 2016 election cycle by
+listening to devo in the 70s. "We're pinheads now. We are not whole."
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+"i made a sample with my organ!"
+"that's disgusting!"
+"an electronic organ, dork."
+"oh, i get it."
+"i sampled the sound of orgasm."
+"gahh!"
+  -- fred t. hamster
+~
+"the universe is flat in all directions" is what an infinitely dimensional
+person might say as she perceives all realities simultaneously.
+  -- fred t. hamster
+