new fortune

diff --git a/infobase/fortunes.dat b/infobase/fortunes.dat
index ee45d825c3df6852f59c7dffdd396ff318bfbc9c..5cecb546edf178205fb23a862823a79109b3648e 100644 (file)
--- a/infobase/fortunes.dat
+++ b/infobase/fortunes.dat
@@ -42993,4 +42993,11 @@ his cat invaded the stash,
 seeking out some tasty hash,
 sis boom *bong* goes crash--ted won't be tokin'.
   -- fred t. hamster
+~
+shania the stony gal really dug her twerkin',
+slingin' her booty all around was really workin',
+but the other dancers looked askance,
+and asked "can this chick actually dance?",
+shania wasn't so much dancin' as berzerkin'!
+  -- fred t. hamster